Not much...

I don't really have much to say, but I just had to add a post so I could change the monokini one. My mom got mad at me for swearing on it, so I apologize if I offended everyone with my language! I also want to wish everyone a Happy Mother's Day! I had a great day (if anyone cares) but wish I could milk it for another month or so. :) hahaha.... Brent did will in doing all of the chores and things I didn't want to do!

I will update more later...

U-G-L-Y!

What the HELL are these things?! I saw a chick wearing one of these at the pool the other day and about barfed. This is a decent looking one believe it or not. They have all 80's everywhere else. I'm sorry if I offended anyone that might like these...

Beware of the doghouse!

This clip totally made my day. I think it is pretty dang funny! If it doesn't work go to www.bewareofthedoghouse.com and click on "What Life is Like in the Doghouse!" Listen to the background lady... even funnier!

Stretched out

I just have to know, will my stretched out stomach ever go back to looking somewhat normal instead of looking like some lumpy, wrinkly thing? I'm sure that is way TMI, but it seems like no matter what I do, my "core"as people call it, looks the same. N-ASS-TY....

AI rundown

Bottom line... Lil' is going home. I almost fell asleep listening too her. BOOOORING! She has to be! I can't believe she has been around as long as she has. I still LOVE Danny Gokey. Especially his new grown beard. Yum. He performs well, but he is a little more conservative than Adam. I am starting to like Adam more and more. His screaming still scares me a bit, but he is a GREAT entertainer. I loved the song that Anoop sang. It is one of my all time favorite love songs... not necessarily from him, but oh well. Good job Anoop! Anyway, thats about it. I hate the new judging thing, the two at a time thing. And what in the hell was Paula wearing!? Seriously.... and does she ever complete a sentence or thought?! What a weirdo. And I don't think I have ever noticed Simons flat top before. Maybe he should try and grow a beard out like Danny....

The Jo-Bros Part 2

Thank you Heather for informing me of their nicknames. They just popped onto So You Think You Can Dance and Brent just said (excuse the words): Man, these guys are bad ass! Seriously.... am I missing something?! And who in the H is the big fat guy singing with them?! I mean, I guess the music isn't that bad....

The Jonas Brothers

OK... so I'm sitting here watching E! New (I know I'm totally lame) and the Jonas Brothers are on it quite frequently and I always wonder "What is it with these guys?!" Their old school clothes, their newly found Ray Bans, and their curly hair (or straight hair for the middle dude). Either way, I don't really understand the hype. Does this mean: A: I'm getting too old B: Just jealous of their luscious locks C: Into Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Probably all of the above! So any of you with girls that are in love with these boys, please let me in on the Jonas secret! I think they are kind of creepy looking actually.

The Joker vs. "James Bond"

OK... I am going to admit something I'm not sure if I should be ashamed of quite yet. :) The other night I had a dream that I totally made-out with "The Joker" My dream started that I was terrified of him, but as soon as he kissed me WOW! It was good. Anyway we went to Mamma Mia last night and the ever good looking (even though he is super old) Pierce Brosnan was in it singing his heart out. I should have snuck into The Dark Knight to watch my "lover!" haha... Don't worry, I told Brent about it and he just laughed. What can I say, with all of that creepy make-up who wouldn't want to kiss those bloody lips! Yummy!!! :) Who would you want to kiss!?