Anyway, I was cleaning some stuff up and I came across these pictures. Mind you... they are taken within three months of each other. THA-REE months. From the time I got engaged to when I got married. No joke. Brent actually married me looking like that. How did he even want to.... Oh never mind. And I'm sure it got way worse as the years went on. I know my weight did. Thankfully somewhere along the line, I kind of got a clue. Probably only a year ago. Maybe. Either way. Like I said... I am not here to talk about what I look like now. I'm not that vain. I just know that I look better than I did from 2002. Thankfully. And I know you are thinking the same thing. No wonder I didn't have any friends. Seriously. I didn't. And now we all know why.
Who doesnt like a 3/4 sleeve polo shirt!? (Getting engaged)
I tried the prostitute print on my honeymoon. Just to show B how wild I was/am.
Lets not even go here.
Shortalls anyone?! (Bachelorette party)
I had to throw one of my engagement pics out there, just so you all know I didn't look like total S the whole time. Just 98% of the time.
I hope you all get a good laugh out of this because Brent and I sure did.
8 comments:
You crack me up. I love how you thought you were so fat, but you probably still didn't break a hundred pounds!:) I think your cute with a double chin, but of course I'm partical to them considering I have a permanant one. But, losing the polo shirt was a good choice! :) So funny.
OH MY HECK!!! Let's be honest....you did look awful! However, I love it. I love that you aren't scared either:) Just think of how crappy you would feel if you looked better THEN......Hilarious Lynds.
Okay, it's true! You are way cuter now, but aren't we all. I thought I was cute, but looking back, not so much! I just think that we are all so much more confident than we used to be and know what's up! BTW- you don't need to be nominated, but if you want me too i will:) At least you're a hot mama now!!
I really don't remember you being so ugly.
LOL
You know I love you! And... you are GORGEOUS!
(just like your aunt)
WOW. Thanks for the laughs. You are so pretty! Who doesn't have hideous and embarrasing pics of themselves? Even the beautiful famous people have looked ugly!
Hahaha...what a dweebus. But, what is this about no having any friends? Jerkface. I want my 3/4 sleeve polo shirt back.
hey! You had friends! i was you friend! oh who are we kidding, i will be friends with anyone :)
Haha! I loved it all. Only because we come from the same era and wore the same stuff. And our men somehow thought we were hot anyway. But hey, they were probably still wearing Doc Martens and hemp necklaces. (i love to tease Casey about wearing wool socks with Birkenstocks) You are so funny and awesome Lyndsi!
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