CLUMSY!

OK, I don't know what is going on but I swear I am so freaking clumsy! I don't know if clumsy is the word. Maybe just retarded. Every once in awhile I push Brent off the bed just for the heck of it. The other night Brent thought it would be funny if he knocked me off the bed. Well, for some odd reason I didn't just fall off the bed and land gracefully on my feet. I freaking hit everything on my way down. Mind you, I have a nightstand by the side of my bed and thats it, but I have the BIGGEST bruise I have ever had on my elbow. It looks like I crashed on a scooter or something. My arm was scraped and the bruise goes probably two inches in both directions from my elbow. We aren't exactly sure what happened but I know it hurt and that I looked retarded doing it! And then today I was trying to get my stroller in the back of the car so I swung it up in the trunk and as I was doing that I hit my freaking shin on the trailer hitch and that hurt like a mother! I seriously think I broke my shin (if that is possible). I feel like limping but I only have a little bump and no bruise so I would look even more retarded. And to explain why I was limping.......... sheesh. So if anyone sees me trip over my own feet (or fall off my shoes which I regularly do) just ignore me because I am retarded!