Saturday, May 10, 2008
Diego B. Martin
Our beloved friend, brother, cousin and animal rescuer has gone onto bigger and better water down the porcelain throne. Diego was born on March 23, 2008. He was born to Makenna in a green Easter egg which was found under the couch. He was approximately 1 1/2 inches tall and made of 100% plastic. He was instantly loved by his "momma" and went on many adventures with her. He was cooked in the oven and then eaten, went potty on the big girl potty, went diving in the bath tub, slept in a big purple bed and went on many road trips in her hand. He also loved to eat waffles, watch Dora, and dance to Aladdin. He is survived by Makenna, Dora (cousin), Boots (monkey) and Baby Jaguar. He is preceded in death by many goldfish, cockroaches, and other items that have followed the same path of the toilet. He will be missed by many. We love you Diego and hope to find a replacement Diego soon so Makenna can sleep again.
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3 comments:
hilarious!
May you float in peace Diego.....
oh no! did Diego's "momma" accidently drop him down?
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